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A minute or so passed after that initial sip of the bright blue Mountain Dew of unknown provenance, but the body-wide tingling sensation didn't dissipate. Klay took another drink of it, figuring that, if he was going to die of a rare neurological disorder, he might as well get to enjoy top secret soda flavors before death came to whisk him away. The tingling didn't intensify, but it didn't stop either. Pausing to analyze the taste, he found that it tasted mostly like water. Not even sugary water. Just...water. Klay put the bottle back in the refrigerator, not wanting to waste it in case it did have some kind of positive mental effect. His chicken wing was done microwaving, so he took it out and returned to his couch to enjoy his breakfast. While munching on the delicacies, he gave some more thought to the deliveryman's words.